Welcome to the website for the comicstrip "Two Word Title." The muscles in your eyes will allow you to rotate them at will and thus bring the information below into focus, and the rods and cones in your retina should allow you to percieve it. By popular request, the text and background are now different colors, and the letters are arranged from left to right. Click here to listen to a recorded greeting from the artist.

Q: What is Two Word Title?
A: "Two Word Title" is a daily comic strip that ran from January to May 2006 in the Daily Cardinal Newspaper, in Madison, Wisconsin. Now that its run has ended, it is slowly but surely being ressurected as a webcomic.

Q: Why is it called "Two Word Title"?
A: A lot of comics have titles consisting of two words, not including prepositions like "and" or "the," and the artist is not popular enough to buck that trend.

Q: I see you're not updating. When will there be new strips?
A: The artist has a lot of shit on his plate right now, seriously you guys, and so new strips will return probably in the spring or summer of '07, on a once-a-week schedule.

Q: What is Two Word Title about?
A: Whatever the artist thinks is funny, or whatever piques his interests or obsessions.

Q: Is there merch? How will I take you seriously if there's no merch?
A: The merch budget is going to other projects. Once there are updates again, there are plans for Two Word TItle merch.

Q: Why is the artist referring to himself in the third person?
A: To make this whole endeavor seem slightly less masturbatory.

Q: I've noticed you have a little bit of an anime style. Have you seen my absolue favoritest series ever, "Magical Dental Assistant Yamazaru"? What about "Samurai Clownfucker"? Do you think Toshi could defeat Yusuke? Have you ever played Nerd Rangers 2? It was way better than Nerd Rangers 3. What about-
A: Jesus Christ, shut up.

Q: What other comics influence Two Word Title?
A: Magical Dental Assistant Yamazaru, Samurai Clownfucker.

Q: How do you know if you're ever really awake?
A: Not this again...

Q: Are you drunk? Like, right now?
A: Ha ha ha ha! What a silly question!